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Judicial Flavors

It all began in the demented mind of a lawyer trapped in the legal trench warfare, so endeared to the population of America. (His dementia and obsession is rumored and speculated to have taken place due to something that was in the water in his birth state of Texas.)

For years, in order to deal with his obsessive craving for the endorphin rush brought about by the consumption of high levels of capsicum, garlic, and other intoxicating flavors, the lawyer pined away in his pickle laboratory.

Thus, leaving in his wake kitchen after kitchen of burnt-out stoves, walls splattered with various hot sauces and other unknown substances.

Finally, after years of experimenting with his flavors upon the local legal system, (not withstanding a few fatalties and disruption of Court due to intestinal discomfort) the lawyer decided to put forth these flavors to the American populous.

"We'll see your ASSets in court!"

Contempt of Court
Under the Influence
Contempt of Court

Under the Influence

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